If These 10 Commandments Were Posted In Courtrooms, I Could Totally Deal

If Coyote had 10 Commandments

My favorite, I think:

V. Thou Shalt Not Eat Poisoned Bait. If You Do, Don't Come Whining To Me About It, Because I Am Very Unlikely To Care. Once It Is In Your Mouth, It Is Your Problem, Not Mine.

(ok, # 10 is really the best, but you should go read it for yourself.)

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[A Gentleman and a Scowler]

Hee hee hee... knowing Coyote, I can think of another one:

"XIX - Thou Shalt Not Send Thy Penis On Errands For You. This Never Comes Out Well. Trust Me, I Know."