Pope Ratzi has just kicked off the first synod of his papacy and it looks to be quite an event.
Among the items up for discussion among the 252 bishops, many-more-than-that cardinals (I can't find a collective noun for "cardinals", although you have a "bench of bishops", a "converting of preachers", and a "superfluity of nuns" and cardinals-the-bird as a group might be called a "conclave"; so what would a good one be for the clergy cardinal? Flock? Sin?) and His Popeness will be whether to offer Communion to Catholics who divorce and remarry without an annulment or who are pro-choice, and how to deal with the decreasing numbers in the priesthood. (Totally logical answer: Kick out all the homos!)
Yes, the exact way to strengthen the Catholic Church and win back churchgoers is to further alienate the faithful who actually live in the real world and have to deal with issues the clergy doesn't care for, promote a medieval mindset, and tour a splashy revival of the Inquisition (what a show!) Personally, I find that when I have problems in life, instead of dealing with the problem and perhaps making changes in order to solve it, it totally works to stick my fingers in my ears, scream "LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" and demand that I get my way.
But this is an interesting tidbit:
The Pope opened a three-week synod of Roman Catholic bishops yesterday with a call to strengthen the church's influence in public life.
"A tolerance which allows God as a private opinion but which excludes Him from public life, from the reality of the world and our lives, is not tolerance but hypocrisy," he said in his opening homily.
Um-- ok. So...what kind of influence does he have in mind, exactly? How is that hypocrisy? And, I dunno if he reads American news at all, but d00d, God's all over the public life here.
This bit from the Catholic News Service is even more intriguing:
The pope said the refusal to meet God, a phenomenon already described in biblical times, continues today in various forms. In essence, he said, human beings want to possess the world and control their own lives by themselves.
The horror!
The pope recalled God's "threat of judgment" to people of the Old and New testaments and said it applies to modern Europe and to the West in general.
"We do well if we allow this warning to resound in all its seriousness in our soul, crying out at the same time to the Lord: 'Help us to be converted!'" he said.
Sounds like Ratzi's joined the cast of "Apocalypse WOW!" that's been doing the circuit here in America. Sort of like when David Hasselhoff joined the cast of "Jekyll & Hyde" (anyone remember the cheesy-ass commercial where he snarls at the camera, "This ain't no day at the beach!"?)
Not that the ol' forced conversion is a new idea to religion or anything, but do note that "if you don't worship our way, God will kick the world's ass, and it'll be YOUR fault" has been a louder and more persistent refrain from religious leaders in recent years, kind of like the end of that song "Happy Together" by The Turtles where it repeats "So happy together..." like 10 gajillion times, so that I finally started making up my own alternate lyrics to sing along to that part ("and here is a feather...my panties are leather...my best friend is Heather...please don't touch my nethers...are you a bellwether...")
Now, it is tempting to dismiss this homily as just the power-hungry rantings that the majority of influential religious leaders blathers at some point or other. After all, harping on how mere mortals have too much power over their own lives kinda points up the frustrated jealousy that the clergy doesn't get to hoard and wield that power themselves. ("I'm, uh, just holding this power FOR GOD. No, I am!")
But what disturbs me about it is that the Catholic Church in America has at least for the time being joined forces with the Protestant evangelical movement (as indicated by William Donohue's enthusiastic presence at the so-called Justice Sunday events), which has a very specific political agenda in mind for this country. Considering the struggles that the Church has faced with waning European influence and dwindling numbers, combined with the effects of the child molestation travesty, it is particularly interesting to see the Pope dig ever more stubbornly in. Perhaps the reason that he doesn't seem all that concerned about further alienating the faithful is that the Vatican is betting heavy on an eventual true theocracy in America (and spreading from there) that will line the Church's pockets with cash and forced converts. Language like this seems like a good indication of which way the wind is blowing.
It's the kind of thing that would take a long time to pay off, but it's not outside the realm of possibility for such large and power-mad institutions. And Pope "Nice Country You Got There, Shame If Anything Were To Happen To It" Ratzi sure sounds like he's spelling it out nice and clear.
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